Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- Jane Wagner

Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
- Amy Lowell

I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.
- Beverly Sills

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
- Mark Russell

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
- Thomas Berger

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov

Sanity is a madness put to good use.
- George Santayana

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- Rita Rudner

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
- Peter Ustinov

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
- J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
- Sidney J. Harris

Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
- George Iles

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
- Ray Bradbury