I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
- John F. Kennedy

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- W. H. Auden

We are the people our parents warned us about.
- Jimmy Buffett

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
- Benjamin Franklin

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play, you can't win.
- Robert Heinlein

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
- Rudyard Kipling

The best way out is always through.
- Robert Frost

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- E. V. Lucas

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
- Wernher von Braun

I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
- Oscar Wilde

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas A. Edison

There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time.
- Edith Wharton

Never judge a book by its movie.
- J. W. Eagan