Most of you know I don't get political here (I save the politics for facebook!), but this was too funny too pass up, and the message at the end is something that every American Citizen should strive to do anyway, so why not. Now on to the funny!
President Obama has a dream...
(via YesButNoButYes)
My husband is auditioning for Frankenstein at our Local community theater tonight, and... well, I just can't help but think of this every time I hear or think about it. Thank you , Mel Brooks!
What do you do when you get to the airport and find out that your flight, the last on of the day, has been canceled? You make the most of it!
This is a clip from the Red Green Show which aired on PBS a few years ago. I've never seen it, but this seems like something that would keep my Daddy entertained for hours!
(via The Presurfer)
And a card trick!
This is James Galea, a comedian/magician at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala.
I'm still having trouble with the IQ test.
(via Bits & Pieces)
There's a new computer worm out there, and Onion News wants to warn you about it.
(via Laughing Squid)
I feel like this video really needs no introduction, but I'm going to give you one anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, Beaker!!!
Day One
* Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.
* Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest).
* Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of flat Pepsi.
* Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.
Day Two
* Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.
* Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor).One ice cube, if desired.
* Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on rug.
* Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.
Day Three
* Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk; drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair.
* Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up
* Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch through your nose, if possible.
Final Day
* Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.
* Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.
* Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.
Start over with day one.
(via Miss Cellania)
Have you ever wondered where the scrolling text disappears to in the opening sequence of Star Wars? Here's one idea...
(via Reddit)
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