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And subsequent WIN!

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Another episode of "Some people will buy anything"! Today's feature, The EZ Cracker. Guaranteed to take your money and drawer space!!

Really? Who can't crack a damn egg???

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This is from one of my new favorite obsessions... Lamebook.

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Two questions: How do you get THAT drunk during the day? and what on earth is in that bag?!?!?!

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During a back-to-school segment on his show last night, Jay Leno gave us this little beauty. The joke was about "tweeting" classic literature so kids today would understand it, but that's not how I remember Hamlet!!!

(In case there a few of you out there who don't remember, Oedipus is the one who slept with his mom, NOT Hamlet.)

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For the Do-it-yourself-ers.

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I'm not sure who Hank is, but this is hilarious!

... Because this makes sense...

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This is why I don't dance.

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