Today is Canada Day. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I do know that Canada's Really Big! (Written and performed by the Arrogant Worms)

Okay. It says "FAIL" right there on the picture, but I have to disagree. This is clearly a "WIN" of the most awesome kind. Do you know why? The other side of that "easy listening" sign says "DEATH METAL"!

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My brain just exploded, but in the most fun way!

Klikwerk

This is an awesome table and I must have it.

*giggle*

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In 1972, Elton John and Bernie Taupin wrote "Rocket Man" and it became a hit.

In 1978, William Shatner performed "Rocket Man" for the Science Fiction Awards.

In 2001, Stewie Griffin performs a near copy of William Shatner's performance for an episode of Family Guy (Episode titled "And the Weiner is..." if you want to see it). I always wondered about the inspiration for that one...

Sometime in 2007, Shatner's performance is uploaded to YouTube.

Finally, this few minutes of pure, unadulterated Cheese falls in my lap. This is the epitome of Cheesy Goodness, folks. William Shatner wins The Internetz... and he wasn't even trying.

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If you don't know why you need a towel, read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

If you have your towel at the ready, GO HERE.

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Put your headphones on. The language isn't exactly safe for little ears, or your Boss =)

I know some people out there are having a bad day, maybe this will make it better!

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"Magic in Every Bite!"

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.

ThinkGeek Canned Unicorn Meat

Don't worry. No actual Unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. It's just a leftover April Fool's Day prank from ThinkGeek. If you click the "BUY NOW" button, you will find a link to many of their other prank products from past April Fool's Days. Send a link to your friends!

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Jason Alexander, in my opinion, was the best part of Seinfeld. If this were a real movie, I would TOTALLY watch it. Repeatedly.

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I just found out that I'll be auditioning for The Sound of Music this summer. Now, I wasn't planning on auditioning for Liesl, but if Dame Judi Dench can do it...

I stole this from my buddy Mark on facebook.

Pay attention. This is important.

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This song makes me smile, because I married a geek, and if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a big old geek myself.

To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised MY wedding picture wasn't in this video!

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In honor of the Bard's Birth, I present to you Data, performing Henry V, Act 4, Scene 1. Enjoy this combination of two of my favorite things!

...and smell the flowers!