Remember when I told you that NASA's scientists found the Death Star (Saturn's Moon, Mimas)?
Well, upon further investigation, PacMan has been discovered on said moon.
The probe Cassini measured temperature differences while orbiting Mimas, and came up with this picture:
It even looks like PacMan is about to swallow one of the little white pills!
BBC News article (via Neatorama)
Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
- George Santayana
This is just a typical day in Alaska.
I really like how Momma Moose is so gentle in encouraging her babies to play in the sprinkler. Like she's done it before and knows how much fun it is!
Thanks to my Dad, for sending this in!
I remember being in high school, and one of the best things about Homecoming week was the Powder Puff Game. Or more specifically, the Powder Puff Cheerleaders. I mean, really... what high school student doesn't enjoy watching the jocks getting dresses up in cheerleading uniforms and dancing around like idiots?
Well, the 2009-2010 class of Powder Puff Cheerleaders from Carroll High School (I have no idea what state) took their dance to a whole new level!
I particularly like their use of space, and they really should thank their choreographer for doing a great job!
(via YesButNoButYes)
If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance; You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
- W. S. Gilbert
It's funny I found this, because my husband and I were having a conversation about Alice in Wonderland, and I mentioned this song. Turns out, he's never seen this version. So... Here we have Carol Channing singing about Jam.
I've been singing this song in my head for 20 years. Now, maybe someone else will.
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
- Jeph Jacques
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Groucho Marx
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
- Elbert Hubbard
Protect your fruit from the nasty black rain cloud!!
And in case you haven't played it... Cover Orange (the first one)
Some people think that man is Robert Gibbs, President Obama's Press Secretary, but he says it's not. Whoever it is, I'm sure he should have known there was a Press conference going on...
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
- Jules Renard
The Academy Awards are over this year, and Stan Lee has already begun his Oscar Campaign for next season. He really wants that statue!
Pearls Before Swine is a webcomic written by Stephan Pastis that I've been reading off and on for a while, and I thought I'd share a little bit with you guys today. I hope you enjoy!
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
- George Bernard Shaw
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
- Bill Vaughan
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
- Ellen DeGeneres
This is what happens when the League of Steam goes on a Leprechaun hunt.
(via The Presurfer)
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
- James M. Barrie
You never have to be bored again! You can now play Rock-Paper-Scissors with yourself!
(via Neatorama)
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Have you ever been surfing facebook or myspace and seen one of those weird angled shots and thought "Hmm... This person is attractive"?
Well, be careful, because pictures don't always tell the truth!
Hey folks, It's Spring Break down here in Texas, so I decided I'm going to take the week off.
Have a good, safe week everyone!
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
- Eve Babitz
Most of you know I don't get political here (I save the politics for facebook!), but this was too funny too pass up, and the message at the end is something that every American Citizen should strive to do anyway, so why not. Now on to the funny!
President Obama has a dream...
(via YesButNoButYes)
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin
...On Jupiter? Let's build a centrifuge in the living room and find out! That's exactly what Neil Fraser did. And this is the result:
CLICK HERE to see pictures of the process and details of how he did it.
(via Reddit)
Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
- John F. Kennedy
Remember those booths at the fair where you pour sand in a jar to make your own little art piece? This is Sand is a website where you can do the same thing without all the mess! And if you mess up, you can start over again! There is even a gallery where you can submit your piece and look at others!
DO NOT play with this if you have work to do! It took me an hour just to post this because I had to make my own! Look!!!
(via TYWKIWDBI)
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope
My husband is auditioning for Frankenstein at our Local community theater tonight, and... well, I just can't help but think of this every time I hear or think about it. Thank you , Mel Brooks!
Ever since I was a child, I’ve had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went to a psychiatrist.
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup!”
“Is that so!” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!”
Thanks to my good buddy, and favorite bartender, SuperDave!!!
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- W. H. Auden
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