Enjoy some Bill Murray.

(via Miss Cellania)

What if Lord of the Rings was written by someone other than J. R. R. Tolkien? Would it still be as good?

Dr. Seuss

"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

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