Have you ever played the fortune cookie game, where you read your fortune and put "in bed" at the end of it? This is sort of like that, but not really. 
How about taking a line from Star Wars and replacing one word with the word "pants". Yeah, it's totally like that!
The Keepers of Lists have done just that. Way back in 2003, they made a list of The Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants" and I just found it. Just now. And it made me laugh. Alot!
These are just a few:
The Force is strong in my pants.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
Look at the size of those pants!
See through pants, we can.
Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.
You should go read more of them.
Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"
(via Reddit)