This is my new favorite comic!!! Expect to be seeing more of this one!!!

CLICK HERE to see the archives.

If the slo-mo laughing babies scared you, watch this. You will feel better!

I love the sound of babies laughing, especially mine, but when you take that beautiful sound and slow it down, it turns into something wierd and creepy, yet funny at the same time.

Here are several (nightmare-inducing) clips. Enjoy!

Warning: Do not watch with your eyes closed. That's downright scary!!!

This one reminds me of an ogre's belly laugh.

Read more »

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Have fun with this little game. Kill all the smiley faces!

Roly Poly Cannon

My mom sent this one in. I think if you are going to be baptised, this is the way to do it!

I am so easily entertained!

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
- Dave Barry

The other day, I shared with you the Pizza Cone. Today, we have the Deep Fried Pizza Slice.

Unlike the Pizza Cone, I have no desire to devour copious amounts of said Deep Fried Pizza. I mean, why make it MORE greasy? But, it is my job to present you with all the Cheesy Goodness the Interwebz provides us. What you do with it is up to you!

There's a new slice in town: Deep-fried pizza

Unfortunately, I can't give you the video, but the above link will take you to the entire article, video included!

This is a robotic vacuum, powered and controlled by a hamster in a ball.

Apparently, this is what happens when a room full of scientists get bored.

(via Neatorama)

No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.
- Michel de Montaigne

Click the picture to see it bigger.

So, you're walking along outside, enjoying your day, when an eagle flies over and drops a tortoise on your head and you die. Not likely, you say? Well, I'm sure the Greek playwright Aeschylus thought the same thing, but that's how he died. Seriously. And the tortoise survived!!

Read about the strange deaths of 19 other interesting people over at mental_floss. It might make you think twice about trying to freeze a chicken with snow.

The Strange Deaths of 20 Interesting People

If you aren't familiar with Improv Everywhere, you really should look them up. Oh, what the hell, I did it for you. Click HERE.

Anyway, this group, based in New York City "causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places."

Their latest mission involved standing next to a high traffic subway escalator handing out high-fives during rush hour. My first thought was "well, that's just silly," but after I watched the video, I realized that most of these people needed a little silly in their lives. You watch and see if you don't smile!!!

Read about the mission, and people's reactions here.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
- Pat Paulsen

There's a new convenience food that is all the rage in Italy, Japan and Australia. It will soon be making it's debut here in America.

What is that glorius looking concoction of bread, cheese and other tasty things? Why, it's exactly what it looks like. Pizza in a Cone, AKA The Pizza Cone.

Pizza Cone is exactly what it sounds like: A cone made of pizza dough stuffed with ingredients like cheese, pepperoni and pizza sauce and then eaten on the go like an ice cream cone.

Sadly, the Pizza Cone will only be available in Indianapolis, at least until the rest of the country realizes just how awesome a cheesy cone full of pizza toppings has to be.

Read more about the Pizza Cone here.

How am I supposed to stay on my diet when they keep creating things like this?

(via Fark)

This is how it realy happened...

Thank you!

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
- Scott Adams

I'm sure you are all familiar with this optical illusion:

Well, College Humor has made this optical illusion a reality!!! Do you see a pretty girl or an old hag?

(via Neatorama)

In honor of the Oscars, the folks over at mental_floss have been quizzing us on their favorite movies. Today, they picked one of MY favorite movies, so I am quizzing you!

The Princess Bride Quiz

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
- Elizabeth Taylor

I'm taking today and tomorrow off for some much needed ME-time. This game should keep you occupied until Monday!!!

Electric Box

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
- Mark Twain

Break all the blue blocks while trying not to break any red ones.

Tip: Top down is not always the best way to do it!

Bam Blox

(via Arbroath)

(via Reddit)

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.
- Lemony Snicket

This is just AWESOME!!!

One of these days, I will learn how to take a decent photograph. Until then, I will enjoy the work of those that can.

WebUrbanist has once again impressed me with this article about 12 Long-Exposure and Time-Lapse Photographers.

Be sure and watch the videos at the end. They are most awesome, espescially the last one.

(via Icanhascheezburger)

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
- H. L. Mencken

This hot air balloon was created for a group of Belgian Star Wars/Hot Air Balloon enthusiasts with permission from LucasArts.

That's true dedication!

Get more info here.

Captain Obvious strikes again!

(via Oricuss)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
- Miss Piggy

This game is for Tetris professionals only. It's just likie Tetris, except upside-down. And HARD!!!

Candy Brick

This is how to be the center of attention at a professional sporting event!

(via Reddit)

(via Blame it on the Voices)

This is an odd little song that tickled my fancy. Laugh with me!

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
- Vaclav Havel

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman

Click the comic to see it bigger.

I've watched movies with this guy before, I'm pretty sure.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
- Paul Beatty

I could seriously play this game all day. It's a tower defense game. Strategically place the shooting mushrooms in order to stop the enemy from attacking your farm! Good Luck!

Mushroom Revolution

I'm 100% sure this is photoshopped, but it's still funny!

(via Reddit)

Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney

Ever seen a black hole eat a star? Well, neither have I, and actually, neither have scientists, but they have enough data and computer technology to make an educated guess. And this is what they say it looks like!

Pretty neat, huh?

(via mental_floss)

Have you ever played the fortune cookie game, where you read your fortune and put "in bed" at the end of it? This is sort of like that, but not really.

How about taking a line from Star Wars and replacing one word with the word "pants". Yeah, it's totally like that!

The Keepers of Lists have done just that. Way back in 2003, they made a list of The Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants" and I just found it. Just now. And it made me laugh. Alot!

These are just a few:

The Force is strong in my pants.

Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power

Look at the size of those pants!

See through pants, we can.

Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.

You should go read more of them.

Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

(via Reddit)

Looky at the absolute cuteness that is my son!

Yes, I am shameless.

Writing well means never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'
- Jef Mallett

I'm buying it here.

Plus, the knobs go to 11!

(via Reddit)

Need something creative to cook for your sweety this Valentine's Day?

Grill this steak and you'll be sure to get some good lovin'!!!

(via Blame It On The Voices)

I saw this Superbowl commercial the Eagles made for the 2009 Superbowl and I went hunting. Why do athletes feel the need to sing?

Read more »

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
- Doug Larson

Someone put a camera on the conveyer in a Sushi Bar in Japan and it went around the whole bar. I love paople watching, so I thought this was brilliant!

(via InnocentEnglish)

I don't normally post news articles, but when I come across one as Cheesy as this, I have too.

Michael and Stacy Rash are brother and sister. Kaylee Whitrock is Michael's girlfriend.

Why are they in jail, you ask? Domestic violence. What makes that Cheesy Goodness? Well, Michael attacked his sister with a tray full of dog poo, she hit the girlfriend, who then jumped in the fray with a broom. Later, Michael pulled a gun on his sister and his mother.

They are a prime example of the reason I'm only having one kid!

Click here for the full story.

(via Nothing To Do With Arbroath)

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall,people will think you're drunk.
- Conan O'Brien

You are a little man trapped in a bubble. Your goal is to pop said bubble. Easy? You would think so.

BubbleQuod

According to this mental_floss quiz, I know alot less about Roman Mythology than I thought I did.

Now, give me a quiz on Greek Mythology and I'll kick some butt!

This is Yuja Wang. She has the fastest fingers I've ever seen. And, she never hits a wrong note.

(via Blame it on the Voices)

In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
- Nicholas Chamfort

Today is my Dad's Birthday. He's not as old as dirt, but he's getting close. Anyway, Dad fancies himself a woodworker. He's not bad either. He's always emailing me something cool he found in a woodworking magazine that he's gonna build for me one day! So, this post is for him. You all read it too, because it's pretty neat!

WebUrbanist is my go to place for off the wall furniture and architecture and they haven't let me down so far. Today for Dad, I found these crazy cool bench designs!

Got Wood? 14 Wooden Bench Designs

Dad, you should really build the bench that folds into a chair. It would be great for camping!!!

You guys know I love the LOLcats. They make me smile.

Miss Cellania likes them too! She combed "teh internets" and found 20 movie related LOLcats, and they are awesome!

You can see them all here:

10 Movie LOLcats

10 More Movie LOLcats

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Here is a game with which you can release your inner pyromaniac without having to deal with those pesky arson charges!

Chain of Fire

Umm... WOW!!!

Over 1000 cuts. 6 hours of guitar tabbing. 1 hour of shooting. God knows how much editing. I know. I was bored.
- MysteryGuitarMan

Scientists have been working for years trying to figure out how Stonehenge was built. Some people even believe there was extra-terrestrial intervention.

Well, this guy has it all figured out. With his simple system, which uses absolutely nothing mechanical, Stonehenge sould have been built in a much shorter time period than scientist estimate. AND with a much smaller group of people.

I think this guy may be on to something!

(via Miss Cellania)

A ship in harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are built for.
- John A. Shedd

This is my 15 month old son's favorite video. Enjoy!

I was a kid in the 80's. I didn't care about my hair much at all. As long as it was out of my face, I was happy. I didn't even know what hairspray was until it was the 90's but that's a whole different decade of bad hair. Today, we're talking about hair in the 80's. You know, the reason there's a hole in the ozone layer. The Big Bad Hair.

Let's start with the Biggest, Baddest hair. There is more hair in this photo than person!

Read more »

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
- Danny Kaye

Do you play World of Warcraft? If you do, you need to visit and comment on this new site dedicaated to WoW. It's called the Fireside Blog and it's about all things Warcraft! Just click the banner and you'll go right to it!

(This is a shameless plug for my husbands website. Go visit it!)

I have noticed a new trend on YouTube lately. Take a scene from a movie, preferably one with a sword fight. Use your fancy editing program to magically turn the swords into light sabers. Watch the awesomeness unfold!

The Princess Bride

This one is one of my favorites, simply because I LOVE this movie. It's the fight between Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen. Enjoy!

Read more »

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
- George Price

A toilet is a toilet. They all provide a place to do our business. Do they need to be anything more than functional?

Today, the toilet is more than that. There are expensive toilets, eco-friendly toilets, even a toilet house. Check out Toilets: 14 of the Best Seats in the House.

I want that last kitty. He's a trooper!

(via Miss Cellania)

(via Icanhascheezburger)

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

This game makes you think a little. I like it.

Color Infection

Click on the picture to see it bigger.

This is one of the more impressive Lego remakes I've seen. Enjoy!

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
- Douglas Adams

February 3, 1959. 50 years ago today, Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper(J.P. Richardson) died in a plane crash.

The Day the Music Died.

Click on the picture below to see the video.

Just a tiny bit of trivia: J.P Richardson was born in my neck of the woods and got his start on a local Beaumont radio station.

You know, some people will make anything out of yarn...

See how it was made here.

(via Neatorama)

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper

I wonder if they come in "smoky maple" flavor?

(via YesButNoButYes)

Umm....?

Yup. That's a giant banana lamp. AND it's vintage, designed by Louis Durot in the 70's.

You can see more pictures here.

(via Boing Boing)

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

The SuperBowl commercials are my favorite part of the game (unless the Cowboys are playing). Most of the time, they are memorable, sometimes even pure comic genius.

YesButNoButYes has pulled together some of the leaked commercials that are supposed to be shown during the big game. They are all worth a look. Even the stupid ones.

These two are my favorites.

Too Delicious

New Flavor Pitch

The rest are here.