Today is Canada Day. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I do know that Canada's Really Big! (Written and performed by the Arrogant Worms)

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
- Jane Wagner

Okay. It says "FAIL" right there on the picture, but I have to disagree. This is clearly a "WIN" of the most awesome kind. Do you know why? The other side of that "easy listening" sign says "DEATH METAL"!

(via Bits & Pieces)

Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
- Amy Lowell

You think it's just a tiny little house with a hole for a door, but is it really?

(via The Presurfer)

I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.
- Beverly Sills

You are the Green Blobble. Your mission is to turn all the other blobbles green. Play it through on "easy" to get the hang of it, then change the difficulty level for more fun!

Blobble Wars

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
- Mark Russell

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
- Thomas Berger

Why wasn't this video shown in science class?

(via Miss Cellania)

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov

How does this even...

You know what? I don't think I wanna know.

(via There I Fixed It)

Sanity is a madness put to good use.
- George Santayana

(via I Can Has Cheezburger)

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- Rita Rudner