Hey folks, It's Spring Break down here in Texas, so I decided I'm going to take the week off.

Have a good, safe week everyone!

By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
- Eve Babitz

Most of you know I don't get political here (I save the politics for facebook!), but this was too funny too pass up, and the message at the end is something that every American Citizen should strive to do anyway, so why not. Now on to the funny!

President Obama has a dream...

(via YesButNoButYes)

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

...On Jupiter? Let's build a centrifuge in the living room and find out! That's exactly what Neil Fraser did. And this is the result:

CLICK HERE to see pictures of the process and details of how he did it.

(via Reddit)

Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
- John F. Kennedy

Remember those booths at the fair where you pour sand in a jar to make your own little art piece? This is Sand is a website where you can do the same thing without all the mess! And if you mess up, you can start over again! There is even a gallery where you can submit your piece and look at others!

DO NOT play with this if you have work to do! It took me an hour just to post this because I had to make my own! Look!!!

This is Sand

(via TYWKIWDBI)

(via I Can Has Cheezburger)

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

My husband is auditioning for Frankenstein at our Local community theater tonight, and... well, I just can't help but think of this every time I hear or think about it. Thank you , Mel Brooks!

It's hard to explain this game. You change colors, you shoot things... It's fun!

Saturated

Ever since I was a child, I’ve had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went to a psychiatrist.

“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup!”

“Is that so!” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!”

Thanks to my good buddy, and favorite bartender, SuperDave!!!

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- W. H. Auden

It's strange how entertaining this was.

(via Miss Cellania)

Here's is the news clip I told you all about yesterday! Again, if you are in the area, come see the show!